05 नवंबर, 2011

भारतीय संस्कृति का क़त्ल...

एक बार फिर.. खादीधारी भारतीय नेताओं.. द्वारा भारतीय संस्कृति का क़त्ल हुआ..है !!

संस्कृति को पीछे छोड कर.., वाणी के संयम को तोड कर..,
गडकरी ने.. अनुशासन की सभी सीमांओ.. को लांघ डाला..!!
जब उन्होने दिग्विजय सिंह और कपिल सिब्बल को.. सोनिया का कुत्त्ता.. बता डाला..!

इससे.. कुत्तों का.. घोर अपमान.. हुआ..है !!
कुत्तों के दिलों.. पर इस का.. गहरा प्रत्याघात.. हुआ..है !!
कुतों के समाज में... हलचल मच गयी ..है !!
और गडकरी की.. शामत आ गयी..है !!

कुतों की दुनिया के नंबर-1 अखबार " The Alsatian Times “ में..
यह खबर.. मुख्य पृष्ठ पर.. छापी गयी..है !!
और गडकरी की सजा.. तय करने ले लिये..,
कुतों की आपातकालिन महासभा.. बुलायी गयी...है !!

आपातकालिन महासभा.. संम्मलित हुयी और.. कार्यवाहि शुरु हुयी..,
कुछ कुत्तों मे.. आपस मे ही हो गया.. विवाद..!!
और.. एक कुते ने.. दुसरे कुते से.. कह दिया..

चुप हो जा.. नेता की औलाद..!!

यह सुनकर.. दूसरा कुता.. गुस्से से.. कांपने लगा..
गुस्से से कांपते हुए.. उस कुत्ते ने.. अध्यक्ष महोदय से फरियाद लगायी..!
और.. फरियाद सुनकर.. अध्यक्ष महोदय ने.. पहले वाले कुत्ते को.. फट्कार लगयी..!!
और - बोले.. अपने ही भाई को.. इतनी.. गंदी-गाली.. देते हुए..
तुम्हें.. जरा भी.. शरम नहीं आयी...!!

अरे.. वफादारी करके रोटी.. खातें हैं..,
इन मंत्रियों की तरह.. भ्रष्टआचार.. करके देश से गद्दारी.. करते नहीं ..!
चुराया नही.. कभी किसी भेंस.. का चारा..!!
ना ही किसी को..धर्म के नाम पर.. लडा लडा कर.. मारा..!!
मालिक.. हमारा हिन्दु हो या मुसलमान, सिख हो या ईसाई,
सुरक्षा.. सभी की बराबर करतें हैं..,
जाति के नाम पर.. आरक्षण का.. भेदभाव हम.. किसी से करते नहीं हैं..!

इतना समझाने पर तुम खुद ही समझ जाना..,
और.. फिर भी समझ ना आए.. तो दुबारा.. महासभा मे.. मत आना..!!
और..दुबारा इस तरह की.. बात की..
तो उसे नि;संदेह ही फांसी की सजा दी जाएगी..!!
यह हमारी महासभा है..!!!
कोई कोंग्रेस सरकार नहीं जो..
कसाब.. और अफजल-गुरु.. जेसे आतंकवादी को.. फांसी.. भी न दे सके..!!!

छोटी सी बात पर.. इतनी गंदी गाली दे कर.. तुमने.. अनर्थ कर डाला..!!
और..अनुशाशन से भरी.. हमारी महासभा.. को तुमने... लोकसभा बना डाला..!!!


31 अक्टूबर, 2011

Why Women Cry..



A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.


"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
 

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"


"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.


The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

29 अक्टूबर, 2011

Top 25 interesting facts on Formula 1




1.  The ‘FIA Formula-One’ World Championship initiated in 1950 with the first race held on 13th May 1950 at ‘Silverstone’ Tracks in the U.K.
2.  The Monza is believed to be the fastest circuit of Formula One with the highest speed record of 375 km/h.
3.  F1 cars are powered with advanced engine technologies that give them the power to accelerate from 0 to 200 km/h and back to 0 km/h in just seven seconds.
4.   Brakes of F1 cars take about 55 metres and 1.9 seconds to bring the car to standstill even on applying full pressure.
5.  F1 cars are composed of about 80,000 components. These are to be designed with 100% accuracy and if in case there is an inaccuracy of even 0.1%, these cars are not allowed to go on the racing track.
6.  F1 car engines are composed of about 5000 components that together generate 750 bhp and have a life span of only one race.
7.  Formula One chassis weighs about 35 kg and is the central structural element of these cars. These chassis are designed with engineering excellence to withstand powerful forces imposed from different directions.
8.  Automatic gearbox is not used in the F1 cars. However, these days semi-automatic gearbox has become common that helps improve steering grip and ease of driving.
9.   The brakes of F1 cars are derived from disc brakes that are comprised of carbon fibres to withstand high temperature of about 1000 degrees centigrade.
10. Over 1 kilometre of electric cable is used to connect about 100 sensors and actuators in the F1 cars. These linked sensors and actuators are required to monitor and control racing cars.
11.Weight of an F1 car is about 550 kg.
12.The fit in these cars is so tight that a driver has to remove the steering wheel to get in or out of the car.

13.Race car tyres usually are filled with nitrogen because it has more consistent pressure. Compressed air inflated tyres can hamper the performance of these cars due to the varying amount of water vapour present in it.
14.Tyres of these high-end racing cars have a shorter life cycle as they lose about 0.5 kg weight during one race.
15.Small aircrafts take off at a slower speed when compared to F1 cars. This is mainly because of the improved aerodynamic structure of these cars that generate incredible high downforce.
16.The braking power of an F1 car is exceptionally high. At a speed of around 340 kph, an F1 car can brake in less than 100 meters so that it can take a slow corner.
17.The re-fuelers used in F1 cars have a capacity of supplying 12 litres of fuel per second. This states that these cars take just 4 seconds to fill an oil tank of about 50 litres.
18.The front and rear wing of these racing cars generate good amount of downforce. These can even generate a downforce equal to that of the car’s weight when it reaches a speed of about 160 km/h.
19.When the tyre tread temperature reaches about 900C to 1200C, it delivers peak performance.
20.Emerson Fittipaldi of Brazil is the youngest F1 driver with an age of 25 years.
21.Michael Schumacher has won seven consecutive awards for being the world champion in F1 race.
22.Mike Thackwell from New Zealand is the youngest starter who started racing at an age of 19 years.
23.F1 drivers should be muscular enough to handle the increase in downforce that causes the effective weight of the car to be increased.
24.F1 car drivers burn approximately 600 kilocalories and lose about 2 kg of weight in one grand prix.
25. Soaring cockpit temperatures add to dehydration problems. Due to this, drivers are fed energy-giving drink in the course of race.


25 अक्टूबर, 2011

Shubh Deepawali..

Happy Deepawali to all my friends, well wishers, relatives, near n dear ones...
This diwali brings prosperity and good health to you. Goddess laxmi bless you with wealth, success n fame in your life. Have a safe diwali. Say no to crackers, i know its difficult to manage with kids but at least dont go for big blasts and try to manage with light crackers with less or no sound.....



20 अक्टूबर, 2011

15 Laws Of life by Swami Vivekanand



1. Love Is The Law Of Life: All love is expansion, all selfishness is contraction. Love is therefore the only law of life. He who loves lives, he who is selfish is dying. Therefore, love for love's sake, because it is law of life, just as you breathe to live.


2. It's Your Outlook That Matters: It is our own mental attitude, which makes the world what it is for us. Our thoughts make things beautiful, our thoughts make things ugly. The whole world is in our own minds. Learn to see things in the proper light.

3. Life is Beautiful: First, believe in this world - that there is meaning behind everything. Everything in the world is good, is holy and beautiful. If you see something evil, think that you do not understand it in the right light. Throw the burden on yourselves!

4. It's The Way You Feel: Feel like Christ and you will be a Christ; feel like Buddha and you will be a Buddha. It is feeling that is the life, the strength, the vitality, without which no amount of intellectual activity can reach God.

5. Set Yourself Free: The moment I have realised God sitting in the temple of every human body, the moment I stand in reverence before every human being and see God in him - that moment I am free from bondage, everything that binds vanishes, and I am free.

6. Don't Play The Blame Game: Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way.

7. Help Others: If money helps a man to do good to others, it is of some value; but if not, it is simply a mass of evil, and the sooner it is got rid of, the better.

8. Uphold Your Ideals: Our duty is to encourage every one in his struggle to live up to his own highest idea, and strive at the same time to make the ideal as near as possible to the Truth.

9. Listen To Your Soul: You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul.

10. Be Yourself: The greatest religion is to be true to your own nature. Have faith in yourselves!

11. Nothing Is Impossible: Never think there is anything impossible for the soul. It is the greatest heresy to think so. If there is sin, this is the only sin - to say that you are weak, or others are weak.

12. You Have The Power: All the powers in the universe are already ours. It is we who have put our hands before our eyes and cry that it is dark.

13. Learn Everyday: The goal of mankind is knowledge... now this knowledge is inherent in man. No knowledge comes from outside: it is all inside. What we say a man 'knows', should, in strict psychological language, be what he 'discovers' or 'unveils'; what man 'learns' is really what he discovers by taking the cover off his own soul, which is a mine of infinite knowledge.

14. Be Truthful: Everything can be sacrificed for truth, but truth cannot be sacrificed for anything.

15. Think Different: All differences in this world are of degree, and not of kind, because oneness is the secret of everything.